Sunday, 3 February 2013

"The Writing on the Floor": Litter Tray Graphology

The 'OK, so where is it?'

You just know it's in the plant pot. Or behind the sofa. Or worse...


It's a dangerous game. Follow your nose.

The 'bullseye'

True test of a cat person: this sight makes you indescribably proud.

Enjoy it while it lasts.


The 'oops'

When the front paws don't know where the back paws are.

A+ for effort, C- for results.


The 'how on earth do they do that?'

Kind of spooky.


The 'I hate you'

A common sight after vet visits, house parties, worming treatments etc.

Watch out for hidden messages - it's like reading tea leaves.


The 'almost'

"Well I didn't quite know what it was going to be, so I waited a bit, and by the time it happened I was too late."


"I - I just don't know what to say. This is so embarrassing."

The 'cat grass'

The reason cats like to eat grass and then project it from all orifices remains uncertain.

That is just the sort of animals they are.


The 'modern art'

Take photos. In later years, your cat will be hailed as the next Picasso. You will make millions.


The 'festive'

The inevitable result of Christmas, birthdays, or pretty much any occasion where there are sparkly things involved.

The harder you try to stop this happening, the more spangly your litter tray will be.


The 'apocalypse'

No. No. Do not dwell on the negative. Just be thankful your house still stands and you are alive.


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